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Originally Posted by iceman3876
My big fat neighbor complained to me one morning about the fumes and god-awful sound the diesel makes while it warms up in the am....I laughed and asked him if he liked apples? He said yes...and I said well how would you like for me to kick your a_ _ around my yard like a beach ball? How would you like those apples? He gave me the finger..and I told him to learn two new words...I'm full...Old frito hasnt spoken to me since...Does anyone know what I could safely add to my tank to create forest-fire thick smoke each morning?
The Iceman
..cold-brewed to excellence
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Start car normally then shut off and restart but don't wait for the glow plug light.
For military smoke screen type smoke drop raw diesel onto hot exhaust manifold...don't forget to wear a spacesuit before doing this.