Why not pull the center console?
None of these elegant little contraptions that attach to the door or window appear capable of holding a 32 oz Big Gulp. If you want to be a true patriot, loyal to the American cause, why not pull out the center console compartment and install a "real" cup-holder. That cheezy console is held in by 2 screws. Once you pull it, cut some surplus shag carpet to fit the area, install your mega cupholder and sip in peace!