Originally Posted by R Leo

When they were squeakers, The Cat in the Hat was their favorite bedtime story. I used to know it by heart.

Thing One is a bike mechanic and now lives in Idaho.

"I will pick up the hook.
You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun."
Then, out of the box
Came Thing Two and Thing One!"