"Walking back from the driving range to my car on Sunday, I approached in time to see a large man drag the base of his golf bag across the hood of my 300E! He glanced back and kept walking."
Sorry to hear that Mike, just recently I experienced a similiar situation... Hope your car comes out well!
First image that came to my mind was that fat-a**, Hugh Rodham (brother of Hillary Clinton). FOX news always shows that footage of him struggling to walk with his golf bag.