Sorry that was a dumb joke, sometimes I go w/o sleep and I get a little toasted.
BTW I solved my problem.My odometer is inaccurate. It didn't work at all until I fixed it last month with the DieselGiant method. I checked it against a known distance tonight and it turned out to be like reading 80% actual mileage. That scared me! At first I thought it was an engine problem!!! Actually my mileage is great!