I used to work in the Automotive Dept at K-Mart in the early 80's. Idiots there to...

Customer: I need an oil filter and can't find it in the Fram book you have hanging out there.

Me: Ok, lets go take a look. Sometimes people tear the pages out...

Customer: I have a Cadillac Cimmaron, '81, and I want the Fram for it. I'll let you show me in the book where to find it.

Me: Not a prob...I go through the book, find the Cadillac Cimarron, and the book has in bold print "See Chevrolet Cavalier" I flip back to the Cavalier, locate the filter number, and then she says...

Customer: I TOLD you I have a Cadillac, I DO NOT have a Chevy! Don't you know the difference between a plain Chevrolet and a Cadillac?

As she was storming off...

Me: That Cimmaron is nothing more than a Cavalier with a $10,000 trim upgrade.

She just looked back and glared at me.

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