Ever since we gave these 'ere America's to yer, you've messed everything up.
Chucking tea in the Boston harbor
.....don't ya know the water has to be boiling and you take the pot to the kettle !
Railway track width...two horses rear end !
Driving on the right...and you wonder why there's accidents.
Cold beer...and wot's wiv this ALUMINUM stuff ?
To say nothing of 'colour' 'tyre' and 'windscreen' !
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