I was once eating at a Silver Diner (local chain in the Washington, DC area) when a couple of guys came in who had obviously been drinking . . A LOT. They ordered food and more beer. I wasn't really paying much attention to them after they sat down.

After a few minutes their food came. I was just about through and waiting for the check, when one of them blew chow all over the table, wall, and floo, as well as on his friend. The friend then responded by puking all over everything, too. It was a real barf-fest!

I have a cast iron constitution and it didn't really affect me, but the manager came over apologizing profusely and gave me a voucher for a free meal for four. I keep hoping for a repeat performance.

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