I have videotape of a drunk dude at a bar at the Sturgis bike rally. The dude holding the video camera keeps asking him what he's going to have for breakfast, if it's going to be runny eggs or greasy bacon. The drunk dude lost it all over the place. The waitress laughed and poured him another beer.




I was at a mom and pop seafood place years ago, when the bubbly waitress asked me what I was going to have. I told her I would like the crab cakes, she responeded with a very sarcastic "crabs huh?". I told her that I hope I didn't have crabs for her sake. She took the menu and whacked me on the head with it, at first I thought I had offended her, but she piled so much food on the plate that I couldn't finish it.