Nice!

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walken

I know, I know... shame on me. I heard it on the radio this weekend.

Uno mas -- an oldie but a goodie:

Q: What'd the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirtbag.

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)