Michael, No you can't hire me to fix it, but I'd be happy to help a Fellow Benzer look under the "hood" and investigate Steve's suggestion (which is code for "more than likely").
Drop me an email.
S, J.R. Brown
2000 G500 LWB Obsedian Black
2005 Toyota Tacoma Access Cab Off Road Sport
1993 Volvo 240 Sedan Anthracite
1980 450SEL Champange (owned it for 15 years. Great car)
1986 280GE LWB Anthracite (Sold it and kinda wish I hadn't)