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LUVMBDiesels · #3 10-20-2007, 01:07 PM

If it is a JW, I tell them that I have the answer they are looking for and that it is found in the Book of Mormon
I then try to get them to read MY tracts! It shuts them up every time.
In fact it just happened to me this week outside Union station in D.C. I kept following the JWs telling them to give up heresy!

If the callers are Mormons, I tell them that the true path to paradise is found ONLY through the JW's. I have some pamphlets from each of them and I try to force them on my "saviors".

Works every time.

I have also tried to extol the virtues of Amway to telemarketers.

TM: "Have you heard about this lat..."

Me: "Let me tell you how you can achieve financial independence buying the products you use every day"

TM: "what?"

Me: " I have the ability to let you in on the best kept secret to achieving wealth and happiness..."

TM: " gotta go now..."

Me" NO, WAIT, let me tell you tiered direct marketing..."

HANG UP!

Works every time...