I was at a fuel station that has only one Diesel pump. I just finished paying, was walking back out to my 300SD when I noticed a Dodge in line behind me.
This lady gets out of her truck and sarcastically says "I hate it when someone pulls up and blocks the only diesel pump to fill up with gas". I smiled and said "Me too it really gets on my nerves", as I started up the diesel with that familiar smell.
I waved to her as I drove away. (All fingers were extended, in case you were wondering).