My favoured buffet would of course be a "gash bar".

I recall it well,good,light European breakfast followed by an amble thru the "entertainment district". A break for some 420,and what greeted us from above but 2 creamy thighs in black hose swinging from some 3rd story window.

My wife and I,being young and venturesome entered the establishment and requested the lady aforementioned........I never had a chance,my wife monopolised the whole damn thing!Had to get my own piece later

I've tried,God knows,to take her to an on site Swinger's club locally but I'm just met with a blank stare..............Ahhh,youth...whither art thou?