A friend just sent me this:

New Windows
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.


Hellllooooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year, namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves !


Helllloooo ? It's been a year ! (I told him.)


There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.....He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.


I need new windows. Maybe I should try this.

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