I suggest buying an old Cadillac hearse, and painting it purple.
Chrome plated hangman's noose dangling in the rear window.
It could have an awesome stereo, put the subwoofers in a casket.
Discreet slogans painted on each door:
~~~"Duggan's mortuary: You stab 'em, we slab 'em"
~~~"Duggan's mortuary You plug 'em, we plant 'em"
Personalised license plates:
4 U 1DAY
or
R U NEXT
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...
1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)
2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd
Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp
1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k
2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive
(sold)