Originally Posted by Carrameow

Its far wiser to act like you are from an Eastern Republic and haven't assimilated yet and just grin at them goofily and act like you don't understand a single thing they say or know what a golf club is or a TV is yet and when they come over and introduce themselves, you say "What is nice day have good fun like be here like you and make prosper and lot of money ha ha.." in a thick accent.