Polack painter was out of work. Finally some guy hired him."I want you to paint my porch"sez the fellow.

Ol' Stosh comes back 4 hours later,tells the guy he's done.

Fella sez,"So,you painted my porch the way I wanted?"

"Yeah,"the Pole replied,"but you can't f*ckin'fool me,it was a Mercedes,not a Porsche".......................