Oh God thats awfull, you better get some serious loving out of that!
A few years ago right after one of my friends turned 21 we went bowling. He was drinking like a fish, and we were all like dude slow down. As we were leaving he comes walking out with a new pitcher of beer. Were like dude were living WTF are you doing? So he killed it in 5 minutes!
One of the girls that was with us brought him home since she lived close to him. On his way home he booted all over the dash of her new Camry. She was ready to stab him.
The second one happend about a month ago to one of my friends who doesn't know his limits. He had a salad than started pounding double Jack & Cokes.
On the parkway he stuck his head out of the window and booted all over the side of my friends truck, and got some splatter inside. He had to cough up $200 for a detail of that truck.