I salute the man if his venerated member could occupy a plot large enough to warrant such a huge headstone (no pun intended, but probably also coined by some of the lucky sexual partners he graced over the years)!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car