MBUSA may get this oil diaper idea after all. If they install this diaper on the M103 and M104 powered cars, then they can really deny the oil leaking problem in straight faces.
"Where is the oil leak? Do you see it on your garage floor? All MB engines are sealed with diapers (after extensive research and development at the $100 billion Daimler-Chrysler Research Center) and no oil should leak to your garage floor. This is the best innovation we have had in the history of auto-making. Now the Japanese will copy us but they first have to re-design their engine gaskets so they leak. Then they can be the copy cat to install out engine diapers."