Ha!
I'd also buy it just to show off the odometer reading.
It also has a black interior, easily making it worth its value as a parts car.
However, it'd be sad to not see it reach its earned 1 million mile mark. Keep it in Southern California, and the rust will never get any worse, and cold starting on low compression nary an issue...
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