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Old 05-21-2002, 10:28 AM
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Originally posted by blackmercedes
And I clicked on this thread looking for a fart joke!
Just so you won't be dissappointed.....

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in our office. I'll bet, you didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent

The doctor says, I see..... Take these pills and come back to see me next week

The next week, the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly.

The doctor says, Good Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.


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