Zeus, I had the same thing happen to me just about, but no broken bones or family members, but I did manage to break every car my family owns.
I got into an accident, My brothers range rover blew the radiator on me, My dads SL l0ost the Tranny on me, My dad's Rolls lostt he brakes on me, and my rental car blew the head gasket. This was allw ithin a 2 week period.
I've now been forbidden from driving my dads new (used 1997 Range ROver 4.6) toy.
'92 300CE - Sold
2004 C240 - C7 Wheels
2015 ML350 - P1, Pano, Ash poplar wood, Sport Dinamica interior, Running Boards Keyless go.