-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own

-Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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