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Old 09-06-2010, 08:25 AM
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I always got a kick from Chuck Norris quotes.

To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a bonus round.

Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only man who can stab you with a basketball

Hitler didn't kill himself because they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the army


Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you.

Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris CAN finish reading the "The Never Ending Story".

Chuck Norris once practiced roundhouse kicks for an entire day...the area where he practiced is now called Tornado Alley.

Chuck Norris' glare is so tough, you go blind from staring back

MAN (man) noun: 1. Chuck Norris 2. no one else

Only 3 things are certain in this world. Taxes, Death, and Chuck Norris.
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