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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no sign of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live
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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST
1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000
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