We had a thread like this not that long ago. Maybe you could do a search & save reinventing the wheel.
As I said in the other thread;
Sucking on a tube may be interesting.
I can just see it now, the officer is at the window & says 'would you please turn off your car & get out"
You reply, "ok, I just have to suck on this"
I would love to see the look on his face !!

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving