Originally Posted by roundout

You might own a diesel if you truthfully tell your friends that you can go 800 miles on a tank and they're like "wtf." Then your wife pipes in "no, it's like 450" and then you're like "wtf."

You might own a diesel MB if, when your buddy's car needs $500 in transponder keys, you think to yourself "I bet I could buy a Mercedes for $500 and it will last more months than the $250 key you just gave your wife to replace the ones she keeps losing."

Some people just don't get it.