Okay so I took the carb apart again and cleaned everything out as best as I could but no dice. However after replacing the spark plug it will "kick" when I spray carb cleaner in to the carb and pull the string. It'll sputter for however long the cleaner lasts.

It almost seems like fuel is not making it from the carb in to the engine. It's making it to the carb itself though. There is no primer so no leaks there, and as far as I can see the jets are clean (ran a wire through them).