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Old 11-04-2011, 01:41 PM
TwitchKitty TwitchKitty is offline
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If you ever want to get out of jury duty just tell the judge you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them. Tell him "First glance and I know, I don't have to hear a word, people lie". If you are not excused from duty then you need to find another place to live, quickly.
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