Bah!
I own a ton of those "bleeding edge" vinyl discs!
I will admit, those things require a reciprocating platform with a gimbal balanced cantilever that has attached, a specially-designed magnetic transducer head with a laser cut diamond jewel to decode the information!
Unfortunately, the anti-piracy format severely impairs audio quality!
I've been able to crack the code with my prototype "magnesium oxide poly-silicate magnetizer"...
...more commonly known as a tape cassette...
