Top 10 Boston Tourist Sites and Things to Do

10. Observe Boston Police asleep on duty in cruises
9. Visit Boston Commons at dusk to observe panhandlers on duty
8. Disregard all speed limits in town or on major highways
7. Learn to change lanes without using directional signals
6. Disregard all Stop signs - Floor it if you get there first
5. When entering one of Bostons famous traffic rotarys the driver must close eyes,
blow horn, and floor the gas pedal
4. Don’t visit Cape Cod on a Friday night as Ted Kennedy may be in town visiting
local gin mills
3. If Pedesterians are in cross-walks, speed up and let them know you have the right
of way
2. Green lights mean Go, Red means Slow down, Yellow speed Up and get the hell
through it
1. And the #1 thing for six CA Police Officiers visiting Boston on a limited expense
account - Visit a Dunkin Donuts, flash your badge and ask for an out of state
discount

- Yes I hope we can get together - way over 21 Razor Man