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Originally Posted by The Clk Man
1. If you buy a double roll of toilet paper, does that mean that you only have to wipe your a$$ half as much?
2. Is Cowboy Boots just really High Heels for Rednecks?
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1. Only if one of the rolls isn't composed of antitoilet paper, annihilating the toilet and covering you with szyt in a massive explosion.
2. Elevator shoes.