STINKY: "Hey Vern! Get me some more of that thar' rope and twine and stuff there!"

VERN: "Sure Stinky! Hey, have you ever tried some of them thar' rachet-strap-thingies? I hear they're good for 500 pounds of holding power and all! That might getcha' down the road aferd' everythin' falls off and loose and stuff there..."

STINKY: "Naw! That's just wastin' gooder money after whatever! I's thinks if I wrap that thar' twine three or four times around the post there, it should hold just fine 'til I gits where I'm agoin'! Besides, If I's takes the back roads, if something falls off, I'll just come back an' pick it up later! Besides, no one's stoppin' to take my stuff anyhow!"

VERN: "Sounds like a plan. Oh! Hey! It's getting late! Let's take the highway and ride the right lane. We'll get there sooner and we'll finish up quickerer and all. Then, we'll pop a few barley-pops and celebrate a plan gone straight!"

STINKY: "Sounds good. You follow me and all's be fine!"

(As the two motor off into the darkness, "Dueling Banjos" rolls on up in the backround...fade to black...then the theme song from "JAWS" starts in...BuDump...BuDump...)

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~