Fiat. More cargo room than a Smart + seats 4 in a real pinch, fun to drive (rented one and drove it on desert roads that would make most kimchi burners fall apart, then test drove an Abarth), and not a bloated oink like the Mini.

Plus irritating the partisans of Ralphie Nadir who ask "what if you get sideswiped by an 18-wheeler?" is fun.