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Originally Posted by spdrun
No, but I was given a wool sweater as a gift, and it made my vestigial mammary papillae itch something fierce. I thought a demon was spawning from them.
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I have a hunch the sweater was washed in Prolactin which is used to stimulate the mammary glands into lactating. So maybe someone wants you to start lactating? Won't be the first time men have produced milk.
Milkmen: Fathers who Breastfeed | Unassisted Childbirth
Strange but True: Males Can Lactate: Scientific American
Give the word "Milkman" a different meaning. 
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