Hugo Chavez
Sounds like a large bottle of cheap wine.
I wonder if the worms will enjoy him...
WORM #1: "Hey! Sluggo! Come over here and let me hear what you think of this pile of DNA..."
WORM #2: "Ehhh, not exactly "caca de la caballito" but I've had worse..."
WORM #1: "Smells like caca too...bon appetit!"