Hmmm, how about a priest? Or a rabbi?
When I took my Mercedes to the dealer after I bought it, the technician looked at my list of complaints and declared, "Your car doesn't need a technician. It needs an exorcism!"
I felt like Charlie Brown in the Halloween special. After trick or treating, the gang compare what they got. One says "I got an apple", another "I got a candy bar", and Charlie Brown says, "I got a rock!"
The moral of the story is - you need a sense of humor with these cars.
2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".