A blind guy sits down at a bar, orders a beer, and asks the barmaid if she wants to hear a blonde joke.
The barmaid takes a shotgun out from under the bar and rack a shell, and then says: "I'm blonde and I have a gun. The two girls sitting to your right are blondes and they are professional tag team wrestlers. The girl sitting to your left is a blonde and is covered with tattoos and rides a Harley. The girl standing behind you right now is my bouncer, and she is also a blonde and has a black belt in karate. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind guy replies: "Well, not if I'm going to have to repeat it five times."