So I just did some quick calculations, factoring in the time I've wasted messing with this thing, and I realized the opportunity cost of continuing to mess with this vehicle is not worth it, considering I don't need it. I'm posting it for sale in the For Sale section. If anyone in this thread wants to make me offer, PM me, and I'll send you a thorough list of the various things I've replaced and fixed, and the various things that are currently not working or in need of repair. Thanks all.

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1983 300CDT -- 177K