FAKEN! that's classic! its probably not THAT bad, but tofu/soy stuff does not sit well with me,my wife has not had any meat of any kind in about 10 years, she will have cheese on pizza or something but that about it. i could go vegetarian (or cut my meat back to bible days level of a couple of times a year) if i had easy,affordable access to vegetarian food.but yeah nothing beats a good cooked over an open fire critter of some sort