Ok, something weird.

Got in my car, windows still not working. drove about 3 minutes to the bank. shut car off. came back a few minutes later. started car. hit the window buttons as a joke to myself and...the windows moved. I don't know why I didn't try both--shocked I guess--but I got the right window all the way up. then I tried the driver window - nothing.

Also, I noticed that the power seats on either door are not working and neither are the wipers or the winshield washer fluid spayers.