A small zoo in Alabama had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very agitated and
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo's veterinarian determined
the problem: the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were
no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their
problem, the park administrators noticed Bubba, a part-time trainee
zoo-keeper, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Bubba, like
most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy
ANY species.

So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Bubba was
approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500?

Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.

The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this."

The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition. "Well," said Bubba, "you gotta give me
another week to come up with the $500."