http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/07/14/us/ap-us-train-derailment-virginia.html?_r=0

and in unrelated news from Portland, OR

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/15/sex-toys-dangling-oregon-power-lines-no-knows-why_n_7800022.html?1436957546

Let the comedy contest begin!