If they ask for me I'll usually say, "Jason B? You would like to talk to Jason B?" Then I'll say how he (as if I'm his roomate or whoever) knocked my girlfriend up, and then took money off my dresser and hasn't been back in weeks and if you see the SOB call me and let me know....I just go on and on until they hang up.

I told another who asked for my wife a couple days ago that "she took my wallet off my dresser", and "If you hear from her, ask her to call me". The response was a very loud, "Nah-Ah! No she didn't!" it was halarious. Then when I hung up the phone my kids asked me why Mom took my wallet!!!- LOL.

I hate 'em though, I really do. There will be a special place in hell for that guy in the article too.

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1994 C 280 117.5k, White (Good as new)
1997 Toyota Camry 149k Miles (Not so pretty anymore)

1990 190e 2.6 95k (Sold-Should not have)
1981 240d Stick ??? Miles...sold