Not Stretch
An Ebay item from a very dishonest person(not Stretch) might go something like this.A very rare and valuable pre-war Safe ,needs to be cracked open ,recently put up for bids ,these were used for keeping safe family keepsakes in the old world during the European conflicts that kept the banking world unsecure in some regions during the World Wars,some bankers used them exclusively for home securing large amounts of gold and valuables.Recently found during reinivation on an old farm house which was owned by a swiss banker Claud Rothchild . If you feel like taking a risk on some potential wealth then this might be your lucky day ,please no Paypal or Cert .Checks , bag of money only .