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Originally Posted by pj67coll
Cat-1 Pippin. Is there a good reason to go screaming round the house like a richocheting bullet at midnight just after we've managed to get to sleep?
Cat-2 Arwen. You know perfectly damm well that my alarm is set for 5 AM and I'll get right up and feed you so what the **** do you have to start shaking the blinds and banging the lamp switches for at 04:45 for godssake?
Cat-3 Miranda. What the hell happened in your life to make you terrified of your own poop? Why do you have to flee the catbox in an even worse state than Pippin whenever you poop in it smashing into walls and chairs so hard you'll hurt yourself one of these days?
- Peter.
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Arwen sounds like a hoot. Harper, my catahoula will go to sleep on her dog bed every night. Refuses to go to sleep on our bed. At about 7am every morning, she wakes up, and jumps on the bed to sleep stretched out by me on the edge of the bed. If I am too close to the edge of the bed, she will whine till I move over. Why?
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