Flying saucers and little green men. People being abducted and experimented on by aliens. I always noticed the front page of the National Enquirer as I waited for the groceries to be ran through.

Then one day there was the article man has baby. That was just a little too much. I ignored the periodical after that..

Until I was abducted by an alien myself. The wife said we should get married. That resulted in a hoard of little aliens. Getting into everything at home for a few years. . I have lived with an alien so long now. I forget what it was like to once be free.