I just had an IDENTICAL experience, last night:

Some chucklehead thinkin' he was the Shizzzz-n-fizz with a capital "S" was frontin' his new drop-top-frat-boy supreM3
right next to me (Lane 1) at the light on Ashby (@ 7th), in Berkeley, CA.

When it was greenie, all I can say is I hope that dude was a Hendrix fan... 'cause he got Purple Haze(d) and Cross Town Traffic dazed
- right in front of Weatherford BMW (watch: now, there will be 10 CHP cruisers out there, next week).

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!

(pop smoke/movement to contact)

B1#%H!!!!! M3thinks ...NOT.

Then, as if that wasn't enough, some high school boy in a Lexus IS300 tried to move on me *ON THE TOLL PLAZA* (!!!);
I was thinking, "relax, relax, deep breath... this is Copland... CHP galore..."

...but of COURSE I gave in to the sweet temptation to TEACH my pupil (what are friendly-drivin' tutors FOR, after all?):


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!!!!

When in doubt, knock 'em out.

Welcome to my world / Kill until killed... etc.


(NOTE: In no way can/do I condone confrntational/dangerous driving.
No pedestrains or motorists were harmed in the aforesaid events (only egos).
Notwithstanding, no radar / no video / no speed reading / no problem...)